Cop Car Coffee

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee as we kick off Season 7—a milestone that proves if you lower the bar far enough, almost anything can keep going. Against all odds and reasonable broadcast standards, DDT and Commander Duff are back in your ears for another round of what can only be described as an absolute, injurious waste of time.
This season opener is packed with the usual chaotic rambling. We reflect on our unwarranted longevity, issue a few long-overdue apologies, and spin our brand-new tune (which may or may not cause ear fatigue). We also dip our toes into Spice World, attempt to unravel what it means to "get angry like DDT," and highlight a Local Business of the Week that somehow hasn't asked us for a retraction yet. Plus, we dive into a whole lot more—or a whole lot less, depending entirely on how much we managed to derail ourselves.
So adjust your expectations to zero, pour a fresh cup, and hit play. Thanks for sticking around for a seventh season of audio nonsense you’ll never get back!

A summer special deserves a special apology, especially when there are 3 of them.  The summer of 2026 has been exceptional, try not and let our show ruin all the good that this summer has provided.  Listen in for your injurious waste of time.  Here about Duff's trip to Newfoundland and St. Pierre.  DDT contributes very little, and to be quite honest, if we tell you too much more at this point, you might actually listen.  Enjoy the rest of your summer! Duff and DDT

Sorry, butt DDT is back from the Big Apple, and it took a bite out of him!  Duff returns from the land of little kings with much insight, Iceland is the place to go!
It's been a great summer, hopefully this doesn't ruin it for you.

Sorry Podbeanskis, but your injurious waste of time...Summer Special is here.  When you host a party, what's the plan? Are you suffering through the World Cup, or blissfully enjoying it?  Thank you USA, your listening metrics continue to surprise us, and we appreciate it.  
Listen in to such riveting content as just described, plus so much more.  All the things you have grown to tolerate from the CCC studio.  Enjoy your summer, try to take break from DDT, I know Duff can not, as he is taking DDT camping for the 1st time.  Should be interesting.  Listen in next time to hear how that went...

You are welcome! Indeed, you have been spared a speedy sharing of this broadcast and the time spent in lieu of this nonsense is irreplaceable.  But we apologize, because here is the action packed live recording at the Big Kanata Garage Sale.  That's right, listen in as Duff and DDT wheel and deal, and by that Duff wheels and deals while DDT manages dead air like its no producers business.  Vegas and Carolina have nothing on us...who cares.  Coffee Talk...not this week.  Your garage sale banter injurious waste of time...you got it!

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the only podcast that we are aware of that has the hosts researching how to apologize in different languages!
 
This week, we teach DDT three different ways to say 'sorry' in Japanese, mostly because he’ll need them by the end of the show. Duff gets fancy with his Beef Short Rib Tacos Supreme recipe....oooh fire up the grill, we review the movie Apex (don't get your hopes up), and we share another money-saving hack that might actually work for once.
 
Plus, we’re wondering if there’s any room left on the Rock for a summer trip to Newfoundland, and we check the stats to see if Vietnam is still carrying this entire show on its back.
It’s a lot of ground to cover for two guys who usually go nowhere. Grab a coffee and join the chaos. We are Cop Car Coffee.

Welcome to this week's rendition of Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s about as organized as DDTs washer and dryer replacement schedule.
This week, we’re somehow big in Vietnam, so xin chào to our new fans who clearly have very low standards. We’re also talking Greek Pan Chicken, why Russell Crowe is 'Unhinged,' and the sudden outbreak of Sens Fever in Ottawa—which is probably just a mild rash.
Stick around for DDT’s latest apology tour while Duff barely holds it together through the rest of our usual nonsense. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess. Grab a mug and try to keep up."
We're Cop Car Coffee...Sorry.

Welcome back! We are like that pesky old yard animal that you finally though that you had gotten rid of, but then it's back to knock over the compost once again.  Also kind of like our Ottawa Senators, whom everyone had ridden off over a month ago, including our very own DDT.  DDT will no doubt be apologizing for this and eating his words.  Speaking of eating, wait until you hear about Duff's recipe of the week, my mouth is watering.  Here's to another week of very slowly transitioning weather, and very slow banter that no doubt is just another injurious waste of time! Thanks for tuning in though, as we continue to break records in listenership in far away places.  Your insight into the world of Canada and Ottawa, and into apologies and time wasting.

Grab a double-double and settle in for another hour of DDT and Commander Duff proving that "expert" is a term used very loosely these days.
This week, we’re tackling the heavy hitters:
Roll up the Rim: Because nothing says "morning" like digital disappointment and carpal tunnel from an app.
Daylight Savings: We discuss why losing an hour of sleep makes us 100% more likely to yell at clouds, and how DDT springs forward for anything that is free.
The Schedule Struggle: Why does the NHL think East Coasters want to start games at 10:00EST? We’re tired, Gary.  Some of us have to work for a living.
Ottawa’s Snow Obsession: The city is trucking snow away like it’s evidence in a crime scene. Just let it melt, guys...and put the MILLIONS to something else.
Recipe of the Week: We’re going Asian-inspired! Hope you like soy sauce and Duff’s questionable substitution skills.
Plus, the Paul Smith Lady Bobcats are headed to the AAU Nationals in Jacksonville! They’ll have to win without their biggest fan, DDT, who clearly doesn’t love them enough to buy a plane ticket...the cheap bastard. We wrap it all up with a look at the World Baseball Classic.
It’s mediocre, it’s loud, and it’s mostly accurate. Enjoy

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s officially the leading cause of productivity-related injuries. It’s Season 6, Episode 9, and frankly, if you’re still listening after six years, that’s more on you than us.
Today we chat about February 13th, the day the universe inexplicably gifted us both DDT and Commander Duff...but in different years. We’ll be celebrating their birthdays, though 'celebrating' is a strong word for guys complaining about sports, politics and the weather.
We’re also tackling the national embarrassment of Brazil having more Winter Gold than Canada, the adrenaline rush of cancelling travel plans, and a look back at college life—a time when we had hair and dreams, apologies if we didn't get to that.
Duff has a movie pick, and most importantly, DDT is offering an apology. We have to give it to him: DDT has turned apologizing into a high art form. He does it with such frequency and flair that you almost forget he’s just going to do the exact same thing again tomorrow. It’s truly a gift.
Settle in for your infrequently frequent injurious waste of your time. We’re glad you’re here, for some reason."