Cop Car Coffee

Sorry, butt DDT is back from the Big Apple, and it took a bite out of him!  Duff returns from the land of little kings with much insight, Iceland is the place to go!
It's been a great summer, hopefully this doesn't ruin it for you.

Sorry Podbeanskis, but your injurious waste of time...Summer Special is here.  When you host a party, what's the plan? Are you suffering through the World Cup, or blissfully enjoying it?  Thank you USA, your listening metrics continue to surprise us, and we appreciate it.  
Listen in to such riveting content as just described, plus so much more.  All the things you have grown to tolerate from the CCC studio.  Enjoy your summer, try to take break from DDT, I know Duff can not, as he is taking DDT camping for the 1st time.  Should be interesting.  Listen in next time to hear how that went...

You are welcome! Indeed, you have been spared a speedy sharing of this broadcast and the time spent in lieu of this nonsense is irreplaceable.  But we apologize, because here is the action packed live recording at the Big Kanata Garage Sale.  That's right, listen in as Duff and DDT wheel and deal, and by that Duff wheels and deals while DDT manages dead air like its no producers business.  Vegas and Carolina have nothing on us...who cares.  Coffee Talk...not this week.  Your garage sale banter injurious waste of time...you got it!

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the only podcast that we are aware of that has the hosts researching how to apologize in different languages!
 
This week, we teach DDT three different ways to say 'sorry' in Japanese, mostly because he’ll need them by the end of the show. Duff gets fancy with his Beef Short Rib Tacos Supreme recipe....oooh fire up the grill, we review the movie Apex (don't get your hopes up), and we share another money-saving hack that might actually work for once.
 
Plus, we’re wondering if there’s any room left on the Rock for a summer trip to Newfoundland, and we check the stats to see if Vietnam is still carrying this entire show on its back.
It’s a lot of ground to cover for two guys who usually go nowhere. Grab a coffee and join the chaos. We are Cop Car Coffee.

Welcome to this week's rendition of Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s about as organized as DDTs washer and dryer replacement schedule.
This week, we’re somehow big in Vietnam, so xin chào to our new fans who clearly have very low standards. We’re also talking Greek Pan Chicken, why Russell Crowe is 'Unhinged,' and the sudden outbreak of Sens Fever in Ottawa—which is probably just a mild rash.
Stick around for DDT’s latest apology tour while Duff barely holds it together through the rest of our usual nonsense. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess. Grab a mug and try to keep up."
We're Cop Car Coffee...Sorry.

Welcome back! We are like that pesky old yard animal that you finally though that you had gotten rid of, but then it's back to knock over the compost once again.  Also kind of like our Ottawa Senators, whom everyone had ridden off over a month ago, including our very own DDT.  DDT will no doubt be apologizing for this and eating his words.  Speaking of eating, wait until you hear about Duff's recipe of the week, my mouth is watering.  Here's to another week of very slowly transitioning weather, and very slow banter that no doubt is just another injurious waste of time! Thanks for tuning in though, as we continue to break records in listenership in far away places.  Your insight into the world of Canada and Ottawa, and into apologies and time wasting.

Grab a double-double and settle in for another hour of DDT and Commander Duff proving that "expert" is a term used very loosely these days.
This week, we’re tackling the heavy hitters:
Roll up the Rim: Because nothing says "morning" like digital disappointment and carpal tunnel from an app.
Daylight Savings: We discuss why losing an hour of sleep makes us 100% more likely to yell at clouds, and how DDT springs forward for anything that is free.
The Schedule Struggle: Why does the NHL think East Coasters want to start games at 10:00EST? We’re tired, Gary.  Some of us have to work for a living.
Ottawa’s Snow Obsession: The city is trucking snow away like it’s evidence in a crime scene. Just let it melt, guys...and put the MILLIONS to something else.
Recipe of the Week: We’re going Asian-inspired! Hope you like soy sauce and Duff’s questionable substitution skills.
Plus, the Paul Smith Lady Bobcats are headed to the AAU Nationals in Jacksonville! They’ll have to win without their biggest fan, DDT, who clearly doesn’t love them enough to buy a plane ticket...the cheap bastard. We wrap it all up with a look at the World Baseball Classic.
It’s mediocre, it’s loud, and it’s mostly accurate. Enjoy

Welcome back to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that’s officially the leading cause of productivity-related injuries. It’s Season 6, Episode 9, and frankly, if you’re still listening after six years, that’s more on you than us.
Today we chat about February 13th, the day the universe inexplicably gifted us both DDT and Commander Duff...but in different years. We’ll be celebrating their birthdays, though 'celebrating' is a strong word for guys complaining about sports, politics and the weather.
We’re also tackling the national embarrassment of Brazil having more Winter Gold than Canada, the adrenaline rush of cancelling travel plans, and a look back at college life—a time when we had hair and dreams, apologies if we didn't get to that.
Duff has a movie pick, and most importantly, DDT is offering an apology. We have to give it to him: DDT has turned apologizing into a high art form. He does it with such frequency and flair that you almost forget he’s just going to do the exact same thing again tomorrow. It’s truly a gift.
Settle in for your infrequently frequent injurious waste of your time. We’re glad you’re here, for some reason."

It's 2026...Welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that remains, against all odds and municipal bylaws, your number one injurious waste of time. If you’re still listening, we can only assume your remote is broken or you’ve developed a very specific type of Stockholm syndrome.
What’s on the menu, besides DDT complaining:We’ve officially made it to the future. It looks a lot like 2025, but with more expensive groceries and even less hair on DDT’s head.
The "Good Old Days" of Winter: Remember when winter actually stayed for the season instead of ghosting us every two weeks? We reminisce about "old time winters" back when you could trust the ice and didn't need a boat to navigate the driveway in February.
Investing for Entertainment: Warning: Our financial advice is roughly as stable as a house of cards in a Kanata windstorm. We dive into the markets—not to make money, obviously, but for the pure, masochistic thrill of watching line graphs go down.
Road Salt or a lack thereof.  A moving tribute to the white crust currently eating our vehicles alive, unless you're in Lanark and experiencing a shortage. 
Duff’s Pick: Duff brings another recommendation to the table. Will it be a life-changing cinematic masterpiece or another "how did this get funded?" gem? The bar is low, yet somehow we still get under it.
The Upcoming Winter Games: We discuss the Winter Games with the confidence of people who get winded walking to the mailbox. Expect elite-level analysis on sports we don't understand and athletes whose names we will definitely mispronounce.
To our new listeners joining us on iTunes: we are so, so sorry. We aren't sure what algorithm led you here, but please know that it isn't too late to turn back and listen to literally anything else—perhaps a podcast about drying paint or the history of the stapler. For those who stay: buckle up, stay awake, Tony Gabriel is "in the house".
Final Note: We also spent a significant amount of time talking about local politics, drive-thru etiquette, and why the Senators are still "rebuilding"—none of which made it into this summary, or did it, or did we even talk about it, because we forgot where we were going with it.

The 2025 Garbage Fire Year in Review...
Buckle up, listeners. If you’ve reached this point, you’ve survived another 365 days of questionable decision-making. Duff and DDT are back to sift through the wreckage of 2025 in a year-in-review episode that’s roughly as organized as the Ottawa Senators’ defensive zone.
We kick things off with our Investing segment, where we discuss how we managed to turn "guaranteed gains" into "tax-loss harvesting opportunities." Then, it’s a deep dive into Netflix picks and totally unplanned content.  For this DDT apologizes.
But the real meat of the episode? The Kanata Coffee Tribulations. We recap the tactical errors made at the Stonehaven McDonald's and the absolute psychological warfare of the Tim Hortons drive-thru on Eagleson, during a January "wintry mix." Between the frozen wipers, the potholes on the 417, festivus poles and the Sens' perpetual "rebuild," we’re honestly just impressed you are still listening, good listener...as we approach 4000 "listens".
It’s a recap of a year that felt ten years long, and that's not just the coffees with DDT. Sorry you’ve found us. Grab a lukewarm double-double, huddle for warmth, and let’s collectively ignore the road ahead.
Let Cop Car Coffee help you bring on 2026.