Season 6 Episode 8

It's 2026...Welcome to Cop Car Coffee, the podcast that remains, against all odds and municipal bylaws, your number one injurious waste of time. If you’re still listening, we can only assume your remote is broken or you’ve developed a very specific type of Stockholm syndrome.

What’s on the menu, besides DDT complaining:
We’ve officially made it to the future. It looks a lot like 2025, but with more expensive groceries and even less hair on DDT’s head.

The "Good Old Days" of Winter: Remember when winter actually stayed for the season instead of ghosting us every two weeks? We reminisce about "old time winters" back when you could trust the ice and didn't need a boat to navigate the driveway in February.

Investing for Entertainment: Warning: Our financial advice is roughly as stable as a house of cards in a Kanata windstorm. We dive into the markets—not to make money, obviously, but for the pure, masochistic thrill of watching line graphs go down.

Road Salt or a lack thereof.  A moving tribute to the white crust currently eating our vehicles alive, unless you're in Lanark and experiencing a shortage. 

Duff’s Pick: Duff brings another recommendation to the table. Will it be a life-changing cinematic masterpiece or another "how did this get funded?" gem? The bar is low, yet somehow we still get under it.

The Upcoming Winter Games: We discuss the Winter Games with the confidence of people who get winded walking to the mailbox. Expect elite-level analysis on sports we don't understand and athletes whose names we will definitely mispronounce.

To our new listeners joining us on iTunes: we are so, so sorry. We aren't sure what algorithm led you here, but please know that it isn't too late to turn back and listen to literally anything else—perhaps a podcast about drying paint or the history of the stapler. For those who stay: buckle up, stay awake, Tony Gabriel is "in the house".

Final Note: We also spent a significant amount of time talking about local politics, drive-thru etiquette, and why the Senators are still "rebuilding"—none of which made it into this summary, or did it, or did we even talk about it, because we forgot where we were going with it.