Season 5 Episode 15

As the dog days of summer approach, Commander Duff and DDT ramble aimlessly about everything from Costco's Korean pork jerky to the singularity. We pretend to be experts on topics we clearly know nothing about, like artificial intelligence and libertarianism. Our attempts at humor fall flatter than a pancake run over by a steamroller. We spend an inordinate amount of time discussing haircuts and complaining about the cost of everything. Our political "insights" are about as deep as a puddle in the Sahara. In the end, we accomplish nothing except wasting an hour of our listeners' lives that they'll never get back. You're welcome, world!

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We dive deep into the pressing issue of  jerky, because apparently, that's what the world needs right now. Commander Duff enlightens us on the intricacies of pool liner installation, a skill sure to come in handy during the apocalypse. We ponder the future of AI, clearly demonstrating our vast expertise gained from watching "The Terminator" once in 1995.

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Our groundbreaking political analysis includes gems like "people vote emotionally," shocking absolutely no one. We solve all of Canada's problems by suggesting we replace elected officials with the "best people," as determined by a committee of magic 8-balls and fortune cookies.

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Finally, we tackle the age-old question: "How many haircuts per year is too many?" The answer, like our podcast, remains frustratingly elusive.